Too Interconnected – Erosion of Self and the Modern Relationship
- The job is simple, but with many demands. You must reply to his every text message, yet convincingly. If he calls, the same rules apply. Listen, ask a few questions, laugh, cry, etc.
- Do I have to meet him in person?
- I’m glad you asked. Not only that, you’ll need to f-him too, when he’s in the mood. You can’t let him get frustrated or angry that you aren’t f-ing him either. Also, never mention other guys around him, as he’s prone to raging jealously. He’s the most attractive man you’ve ever and will ever meet, and no other guy remotely compares! His emotional well-being literally comes down to your work ethic. The company will provide the phone, and you’ll be on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Oh, and there aren’t any benefits, but consider this a wonderful ‘learning experience’. Congratulations. See you Monday.